DIARY- August 2, 2009
Still hating on the friends, save for one of them, who’s out in California visiting my dream college (Stanford). So maybe I hate her a little too. But in the friendly way, I swear! I slept sooo badly last night, I didn’t even fall asleep until about 3 AM…. Usually I watch SNL and then fall asleep almost immediately. But last night, for some reason, I couldn’t. So instead, I turned on my favorite cancelled legal drama, Canterbury’s Law.
I can’t believe that show got cancelled. I seriously cried the day I read on Wikipedia that my beloved Elizabeth Canterbury wouldn’t be returning to TV after only six episodes. Just another perfectly lovely show that was cancelled by that bedamned “Hollywood Writer’s Strike”. I wanted to be a writer, perhaps even a screenwriter, until the strike. When it began, I was happy – writers, people who are a significant influence in the American television industry, were making their voices heard and demanding better wages.
Then it began to drag on and freaking on.
Then, it brought about the ruin of Canterbury’s Law. After that, I completely ditched the idea of becoming a screenwriter. I, to this day, cannot understand why people would destroy their own livelihood by striking for an inappropriately long period of time. If a novelist went on strike, people would simply stop buying their books (Imagine JK Rowling stopping at the sixth Harry Potter book). If a restaurant’s workers went on strike, people would stop patronizing the establishment. I suppose what I’m trying to say here is DO NOT strike against the American Public. While these workers may feel unappreciated, strikes are meant to pressure BOSSES AND MANAGEMENT. Not the everyday business patron. Strike against customers – you lose.
I’ll climb off my business soap box now, I promise.
Anyway, I’m growing quite comfortable with this daily blogging thing. I listen to so much music on a daily basis I really can write a review of a single or album to accompany each diary entry. So now, on to the musical review!
Guilty Pleasure – Ashley Tisdale
I think this album is PERFECTLY titled. Who really wants to admit they listen to Ashley Tisdale? (If you’re over age 12…) But the album has a few truly amazing tracks, which makes this album a definite guilty pleasure for me. It received actually…quite poor reviews. I suppose pure power-pop isn’t going to be critically acclaimed after Miley Cyrus “set the standard”…
1. Acting Out – Ashley’s “To HELL with you, High School Musical” song. She wants to be “set free” and show “another side”. At last, it’s a long time coming, in my opinion. I think her and Zac Efron will, five years from now, be the only High School Musical cast members anyone remembers, if they play their cards right. This song spells out what Ashley needs to do to distance herself from the Jonas Brothers Bandwagon and stand on her own. Musically, however, it’s forgettable and bland to the point of being a definite filler track. Why this song was released as a promotional iTunes single…I have no idea. My Score: 53/100
2. It’s Alright, It’s OK – Oh my god. I’ve had this song on repeat for the past two hours. It’s Paramore’s “CrushCrushCrush” meets Kelly Clarkson’s “My Life Would Suck Without You”, with a dab of pink frosting and cracked-heart sprinkles on top. This song makes me wanna get up and give the finger to anyone that’s made the mistake of breaking my heart. The electro-pop synth and danceable beat make “It’s Alright, It’s OK” a complete knockout. This song should have charted MUCH higher than only 98th place on the Hot 100. I’m afraid to write much more about this song, because I really could gush on about it for hours. My score: 96/100
3. Masquerade – For some reason, “Masquerade” feels like a solo Gwen Stefani effort could have made as a teenager. It seems to be in the style of “The Sweet Escape” mixed with model-turned-singer Anna Tsuchiya’s rendition of “Masquerade” (from the “Nudy Show!” album). Short, but a real musical treat. A perfect follow up to “It’s Alright, It’s Ok”. My Score: 88/100
4. Overrated – The hits just keep coming on this track listing. Ashley’s style begins to deviate from the “She sounds like X” style the previous two songs masterfully represented. I think this song is by far the most original on the album so far. I’m still feeling the Paramore influence, as Ashley’s voice sounds a bit like Hayley Willams’ (Am I completely off the mark there?) I envision a video in the rain for this song as well (Not sure why, but it sounds like a song you’d want to leap up and down to while rain pours on you.). A song that tugs at the heart in the verses before spiraling into a tough chorus. My Score: 93/100
5. Hot Mess – A blog-based reviewer, cited on Wikipedia, called this song a “feeble cut” with “a cheap attempt at boldness”. It’s sassy, a little bitchy and at times, sexy. But none of these traits are necessarily positive when it comes to music. This song can be likened to “Acting Out”, merely because it’s…boring. The vocals are whiny and make Ashley sound as if she can’t sing a lick. A high-seller on iTunes, but in my opinion, fails to live up to the previous tracks in terms of listen-ability, originality and overall quality. My Score: 40/100
6. How Do You Love Someone – When it comes to songs about love, Tisdale needs to stick to songs in the vein of “It’s Alright, It’s OK”. She makes a horrid attempt at world-weariness in this track. The Ashley in this song needs to be told “You’re not a 40-year-old divorcee, you’re 24 and still behave like a teenager.” The vocals again are a bit screechy and wear on the ears after a while. The music itself is the only redeeming aspect of the song, with a decent beat and guitar backing. My Score: 60/100
7. Tell Me Lies – Right off the bat, the electro beat sounds like a rip-off of Katy Perry’s Hot N’ Cold. But as the song progresses, it becomes more original. Almost any song would be a sound improvement after the previous two tracks, in my opinion. A chorus packed with a lovely pop synth/guitar rounds off this album’s return to quality. My Score: 83/100
8. What If – When this song began to play… I couldn’t believe it. Ashley’s truest and most heartfelt song on the album, by far. She pours her heart out over four and a half minutes of a ballad-style anthem. To truly appreciate this song…just listen. A song that can tap into the soul and emotions of anyone who has experienced an unrequited love. I’m scoring it just a touch higher than “It’s Alright, It’s OK”, simply because it has more depth and emotion. My Score: 97/100
9. Erase and Rewind – Once again, a robbery from another prominent artist’s style. Avril Lavigne meets Miley Cyrus in this song. Surprisingly, it works well for Tisdale. She completely rocks the Disney-Pop style, which defines “Erase and Rewind”. This song appeals to Tisdale’s Disney audience, while attempting to hold true to her “I’m not a Disney Girl anymore!!” style. This track would have flowed well with cuts from Ashley’s debut album, “Headstrong”, as it’s the most pure pop-sounding track on the album. My Score: 90/100
10. Hair – Another song that acts as filler between the more knockout songs. “I like what you do to my hair” is the “hook” of this song. A bad Britney Spears ripoff. Nothing more to be said. My Score: 20/100
11. Delete You – I’m amazed at the voice editing technologies available nowadays. Tisdale manages to sound like every popular female artist with only a few select tracks presenting any originality or original vocal style. This song’s guitar backing grates on my mind. I had to turn the music off for about five minutes to recover from the horrible-ness of this song. If I could give a score below 0 for this song, I would. My Score: 0/100. It’s really that bad.
12. Me Without You – This song sounds like an early lyrical edit of “What If”. Tisdale’s vocals sound awful dreadful on this track. I THINK she’s trying to pour emotion into her vocals, even though my father screaming Roy Orbison in the shower every Friday morning sounds more artistic. My Score: 25/100
13. Crank It Up – A Lady GaGa ripoff, plain and simple. All she needs is a Beyonce copy to have compiled the next “Now That’s What I Call Music”. It’s embarassingly similar (lyric-wise) to “Kill the Lights” from Britney Spears, and the beat draws me back to hours better spent listening to “The Fame” from Lady GaGa. Ashley, find your own style. You suck at mimic work. My Score: 28/100
14. Switch – I listened to about thirty seconds of this song, then flipped on Ayumi Hamasaki. No more. Just… BAD. There’s only so much bad music an audiophile can take in one day. From what I heard, it sounded as if she was attempting to salvage the wrecked remains of her album. And failing, rather miserably. My Score: 33/100
FINAL THOUGHTS/OVERALL SCORE:
I’m so glad it’s over. Six out of the fourteen songs were worth listening to. That’s less than fifty percent! I’m so glad I didn’t pay money for this album, because I would have been thoroughly disappointed. Two standout tracks were all that got me through this album. The next album I review will be an album that doesn’t make the listener want to go burn their ears out after it’s over, I promise. Overall Score: 60/100 (D-) (It passed because the few standout tracks need to be rewarded).
I know I promised a double review but I just don’t have it in me. Goodnight, everyone! Until tomorrow,
❤ -Hikari
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